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EveningStar

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Re: Random Funnies
« Reply #120 on: February 17, 2017, 11:32:09 AM »
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools

-- Rudyard Kipling

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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Re: Random Funnies
« Reply #121 on: February 17, 2017, 11:40:51 AM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Random Funnies
« Reply #122 on: March 06, 2017, 03:31:59 PM »
A black man and a white man, both first-time fathers, are pacing nervously in the maternity ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of the delivery room holding a newborn black baby.

The nurse smiles and says, "Now, I wonder who this belongs to?"

The white man laughs and says, "It's probably mine. My wife burns everything."
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Re: Random Funnies
« Reply #123 on: March 06, 2017, 04:36:41 PM »
 :lmao: :rofl: